{"product_id":"not-decaf-t-shirt","title":"Not Decaf T Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-e4e6078c-7fff-28e8-8256-bec5aaf6fc98\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrust, but verify the caffeine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the Frenchie must have caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA vintage café-inspired French Bulldog t-shirt featuring the slogans \"\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeinated \u0026amp; Judgemental\u003c\/strong\u003e\" and \"\u003cstrong\u003eThis Better Not Be Decaf.\u003c\/strong\u003e\" Perfect for coffee lovers, Frenchie Moms, and anyone who takes their espresso very seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are many disappointments in life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlow Wi-Fi.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMonday mornings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople who reply-all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut few betrayals compare to discovering that what you thought was coffee is actually decaf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Decaf T Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e celebrates the universal right to approach every cup of coffee with cautious optimism and a healthy amount of suspicion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the slogans \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeinated \u0026amp; Judgemental\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"This Better Not Be Decaf,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this design captures the exact expression worn by serious coffee drinkers during those tense first moments before the caffeine has been officially confirmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Frenchie featured here has already begun his investigation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe aroma has been evaluated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe color has been reviewed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeveral notes have been taken.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA final report is pending.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrenchie Moms know this look immediately. It's the same expression your Frenchie gives when someone claims to have a treat but produces a carrot, when dinner is delayed by ninety seconds, or when another dog receives attention that rightfully belongs elsewhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe vintage Paris café styling gives the design an elegant coffeehouse feel, while the humor remains painfully relatable to anyone who believes coffee is less a beverage and more a public utility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Frenchie isn't being dramatic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's being prepared.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if this coffee turns out to be decaf, certain conversations will need to happen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePossibly with management.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWondering how your Frenchie tee is made? Discover the materials, printing process, and craftsmanship behind every Street Paws Studio T-shirt. Please visit \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/pages\/how-our-frenchie-t-shirts-are-made\" title=\"How Our Frenchie T Shirts Are Made by Street Paws Studio\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow Our Frenchie T Shirts Are Made.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrench Bulldogs have become icons of humor, art, and urban lifestyle culture. To explore why the breed inspires so much creativity, visit our guide: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/pages\/why-french-bulldogs-inspire-art-humor-and-lifestyle-culture\" title=\"Why French Bulldogs Inspire Art, Humor, and Lifestyle Culture by Street Paws Studio\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy French Bulldogs Inspire Art, Humor, and Lifestyle Culture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrenchie Moms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEspresso enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrench Bulldog owners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCafé regulars\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParis café enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFans of sarcastic humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMorning coffee drinkers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemote workers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeekend brunch enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople who require caffeine before conversation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone suspicious of decaf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Not Decaf T Shirt combines vintage Paris café aesthetics with the famously expressive personality of the French Bulldog. The detailed Frenchie illustration, classic coffeehouse styling, and witty caffeine-centered slogan create a design that feels both sophisticated and humorous. Whether worn for coffee runs, bookstore visits, dog walks, brunch outings, or everyday adventures, this shirt offers a playful tribute to coffee culture and the Frenchie attitude we all know and love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Not Decaf T Shirt design belongs to our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/collections\/frenchie-coffee\" title=\"Frenchie Coffee Collection by Street Paws Studio\"\u003eFrenchie Coffee Collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/collections\/frenchie-coffee\" title=\"by Street Paws Studio\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e because coffee is both the visual centerpiece and the punchline. The café-inspired artwork and caffeine-focused humor make it a natural fit for espresso enthusiasts and coffee lovers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNo Decaf also belongs to our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/collections\/funny-frenchie\" title=\"Funny Frenchie Collection by Street Paws Studio\"\u003eFunny Frenchie Collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/collections\/funny-frenchie\" title=\"by Street Paws Studio\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e because it perfectly captures the skeptical, opinionated, and slightly dramatic personality that French Bulldog owners recognize instantly. The Frenchie's expression tells the entire story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz (206 gsm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Pre-shrunk cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Ribbed collar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Seamless body\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Shoulder-to-shoulder twill taping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Double-needle stitched hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Professionally printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Soft ivory and black ink artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Designed to resist cracking and peeling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Tumble dry low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Do not bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Do not iron directly on print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on demand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Produced using a low-impact dye process\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery Street Paws Studio tee is printed on a premium Comfort Colors® garment-dyed shirt known for its relaxed fit, soft vintage feel, and durable ring-spun cotton. If you'd like more detail about sizing, fabric weight, and garment construction, please visit our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/streetpawsstudio.com\/pages\/fit-fabric-guide\" title=\"Fit \u0026amp;amp; Fabric Guide by Street Paws Studio\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit \u0026amp; Fabric Guide.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns within 30 days of delivery for eligible items. All returns require prior authorization before being sent back. To begin a return, please contact us at \u003ca href=\"support@streetpawsstudio.com\" title=\"support@streetpawsstudio.com by Street Paws Studio\"\u003esupport@streetpawsstudio.com\u003c\/a\u003e. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs. Original shipping charges are non-refundable. We do not charge restocking fees. 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